Kyle writes tell all autobiography

Guest Blogger Melanie McCartney, Director of Cartwheel Printing Solutions, gives us her opinion on Kyle's news that he is writing a tell all autobiography.

So Kyle Sandilands is writing a ‘tell all’ autobiography of his life over the last few years, well he won’t be penning it of course, that’s what ghost writers are for! And don’t let the fact that he hasn’t ‘read a book since year 8’ get in the way of his lack of literary skills.  

He has been gearing up for this for some time with wild statements and innuendo that he has ‘pay dirt’ so to speak on his employers at Southern Cross.  

“At the end of the day, I know about everyone’s skeletons. I know who’s fucking who and, for some weird reason, I’ve become the keeper of the industry’s filthy secrets. So when things in the media get really out of control, that’s when I make a call and say, “Look, unless you want me to go and tell everyone this or that, you’d better shut your fuckin’ mouth. You’ve had your fun but it’s over now.” That’s when they shit themselves.” - Kyle Sandilands in Maxim magazine.

 

May as well go out swinging, well if you are Kyle anyway. It would seem that the ship is going down and he may as well sell out as much possible before it goes belly up. The first thing that I thought of was of those gag books (or ‘toilet books’) that you buy for your colleagues as part of Kris Kringle at Christmas. My partner was given one last year. It’s called ‘Things bogans like’ and Kyle Sandilands gets plenty of mentions.  

Perhaps that is the vein in which he should set his hefty tome of the ‘last few years of his life’ autobiography. Oh hang on an autobiography is a book about the life of that person written by that person. So how does that work then?  

Never mind I’m sure the literary world will be as set on fire as they were when Naomi Campbell’s esteemed ghost written ‘Swan’ came out in 1994. Another pampered individual with anger issues but I digress.    

In other good news the petition is sitting at 34,346 so not far away from the target of 35,000 at all! And the Sponsor list is at 99, it goes up and down but we average at least one with drawl per day.  

The times are a changing and as time ticks on and a handful of sponsors have gone back to show. Which is to be expected in business and we were prepared for that but what I don’t think Southern Cross stereo counted on was everyone’s sheer commitment to see this through. People from all walks of life, backgrounds and continents work tirelessly to do their part in whichever way that they can. Some might get busy with other commitments but come back when they can to help out.  

Pet Kyle peeve of the week – His over use of ‘doing’ someone as his gauge for everything in life! Would you ‘do her’? Would you ‘do him’? Are hardly interview questions to the ‘Stars’ are they? And his pick for the female gold logies winner this year? Esther Anderson – Why you ask? Because he would ‘sleep with her’ aka ‘do her’!  

Heavens help the poor ghostwriter that gets to interpret his potty-mouthed vernacular. Whatever you do though don’t give him bad press over his first foray into ‘writing’ or he might ‘hunt you down’...    

Until next time, if you haven’t signed the petition yet please do so at –   http://www.change.org/petitions/2day-and-fox-fm-sponsors-cancel-advertising-until-kyle-sandilands-is-dumped-from-radio-vilekyle  

You can follow us on Twitter @sackvilekylefb – https://twitter.com/#!/sackvilekylefb or help us to contact sponsors by asking nicely for a minute of their time and putting your case forward via phone, email, Twitter, Facebook and even snail mail if you like! The important thing is that we are not rude or abusive, you will win some and lose some but you will probably be pleasantly surprised.

Warm regards

Melanie

Cartwheel Printing Solutions can be found here www.cartwheelprintingsolutions.com and here https://twitter.com/#!/CartwheelPrint

Withdrawn Sponsors

UPDATED:  9/03/2011

This is a list of sponsors who have cancelled the Kyle & Jackie O Show.

Sponsors who have cancelled ALL advertising with ALL Kyle shows for ALL of 2012 are noted in brackets.  

1. American Express http://www.facebook.com/americanexpressaustralia  (can all 2012)
2. Art Gallery of New South Wales http://www.facebook.com/ArtGalleryofNSW
3. Air New Zealand https://www.facebook.com/AirNewZealand.Australia?sk=wall
4. Allianz (confirmed yet again after ads played 27/2)
5. Amaysim
6. Amber Tiles Australia
7. Ancestory. com 
8. ANZ Stadium https://www.facebook.com/anzstadium?sk=wall (technical hitch 28/2)
9. A Taste of Harmony
10. Aussie Home Loans  http://www.facebook.com/AussieHomeLoans -
11. Australia Post http://www.facebook.com/australiapost
12. Aus Grid   http://www.facebook.com/Ausgrid?sk
13. Australian Institute of Fitness
14. Bavarian Bier Cafe  http://www.facebook.com/BavarianBierCafe
15. Beaurepairs    http://www.beaurepaires.com.au/contact-us/  (cancelled all 2012)
16. Big W http://www.facebook.com/BIGWaustralia
17. Biosculpture http://www.biosculpture.com.au/
18. Blackberry Australia (also known as RIM) http://www.facebook.com/BlackBerryANZ
19. Blackmores http://www.facebook.com/Blackmores  (cancelled all 2012)
20. Booty Camp
21. Bridge Climb Sydney:  https://www.facebook.com/bridgeclimbsydney?sk=wall&filter=1 @BridgeClimb_Syd
22. BrideOnline
23. Budget Cars https://www.budget.com.au/contact_us/default.aspx (23/2)
24. Bulla Dairy Foods
25. Bunnings Warehouse http://www.bunnings.com.au/contact-us_contact-us_store-feedback-2011.aspx#frameId=enquiryform&height=1278  (cancelled all 2012)
26. Bupa https://www.facebook.com/BupaAustralia?sk=wall
27. Car History
28. CATC Designs
29. Carnival Cruises
30. Castle Towers https://www.facebook.com/CastleTowers?v=wall&viewas=0 23/2
31. Chux products
32. Clean and Clear http://www.facebook.com/cleanandclearaustralia
33. Club Med Asia Pacific http://www.facebook.com/ClubMedAsiapa
34. Coles http://www.facebook.com/coles  (cancelled all 2012)
35. Commonwealth Bank http://www.facebook.com/commonwealthbank
36. Crazy Johns  - (cancelled all 2012)
37. CUA http://www.facebook.com/CUA  (cancelled all 2012)
38. De Bras https://www.facebook.com/DeBrasforeveryBODY?sk=wall
39. Dedes Venues
40. Defence Housing Australia
41. Dick Smith http://www.facebook.com/dicksmithaustralia
42. Duracell
43. eBay
44. Fantastic Furniture
45. Federal Govt
46. Fernwood Fitness https://www.facebook.com/FernwoodFitness (22/2)
47. Fitness First http://www.facebook.com/FitnessFirstAustralia?sk=wall
48. Ford Australia http://www.facebook.com/Ford-Australia  (cancelled all 2012)
49. Forty Winks: https://www.facebook.com/fortywinksaustralia
50. Flight Centre Australia http://www.facebook.com/flightcentreAU
51. GIO  (cancelled all 2012)
52. Glad Co
53. Goldmark http://www.facebook.com/Goldmark.Australia?sk=wall
54. Gold Lotto
55. GreysOnline  http://www.facebook.com/grays.australia?sk=wall
56. Groupon http://www.facebook.com/groupon?sk=wall (again after ads played 29/2)
57. Harvey Norman http://www.facebook.com/HarveyNormanAU?sk=wall
58. Hewlett Packard https://www.facebook.com/HPaustralia (Radio 23/2) cancelled 23/2
59. Holden http://www.facebook.com/holdenaustralia?sk=wall  (cancelled all 2012)
60. Holiday Inn http://www.facebook.com/hiaustralasia?sk=wall
61. Honda - ads placed in error - again. 23/2
62. Hyundai
63. Ikea https://www.facebook.com/ikea.au?sk=wall (Radio 22/2) 23/2
64. ING http://www.facebook.com/INGDIRECTAUS?sk=wall
65. Interflora
66. Jenny Craig
67. Kia
68. King Furniture https://www.facebook.com/kingfurniture  
69. Kogan https://www.facebook.com/kogan?sk=wall
70. Kmart Tyre and Auto https://www.facebook.com/pages/Kmart-Tyre-Auto-Service/261062673939652?sk=wall&filter=1
71. Lexus Australia http://www.facebook.com/LexusAustralia?sk=wall  (cancelled all 2012)
72. Liquid Deals
73. Libra http://www.facebook.com/Libra?sk=wall  (cancelled all 2012)
74. McDonalds Australia http://www.facebook.com/McDonaldsAU?sk=wall  (cancelled all 2012)
75. Macquarie University  http://www.facebook.com/macquarieuni  (cancelled all 2012)
76. Mazda http://www.facebook.com/mazdaaus?sk=wall  (cancelled all 2012)
77. Medibank Private
78. Metricon Homes https://www.facebook.com/metricon?sk=wall 29/2
79. Myer http://www.facebook.com/myer.mystore  (cancelled all 2012) again 23/2
80. Mitsubishi http://www.facebook.com/MitsubishiMotorsAustralia  (cancelled all 2012)
81. Multitrip www.facebook.com/multitrip email info@multitrip.com
82. Mushroom Lovers (Summer Mushroom) 8/3 say they never advertised, but heard it myself!!
83. My Bambini https://www.facebook.com/mybambini ad campaign ended 25/2
84. National Australia Bank https://www.facebook.com/NAB?sk=wall
85. Napisan Napisan https://www.facebook.com/ReckittBenckiser?sk=wall
86. Name Necklace
87. NIDA - (cancelled all 2012)
88. Nissan http://www.facebook.com/nissanaustralia?sk=wall  (cancelled all 2012)
89. Nova Employment https://www.facebook.com/novaemployment    (21/2
90. Olympus  http://www.facebook.com/Olympus.Imaging.Australia?ref=ts
91. OPSM
92. Optus
93. Original Mattress Factory https://www.facebook.com/pages/Original-Mattress-Factory/186730501349661?sk=wall (Radio 24/2) 27/2
94. Pepsi are trying to work out how to untangle themselves (legal issues with some competitions going on for the next week) http://www.facebook.com/PepsiAustralia?sk=wall
95. Perisher https://www.facebook.com/PerisherResort?sk=wall (22/2)
96. Piazzo D'oro
97. RSVP (3rd party)
98. Saba http://www.facebook.com/SABASTYLE?sk=wall
99. Samsung http://www.facebook.com/SamsungMobileAu
100. Sandhurst Fine Foods https://www.facebook.com/pages/Sandhurst-Fine-Foods/142650015763173?sk=wall&filter=12 7 Feb
101. Sea World
102. Skoda http:/www.facebook.com/SKODAOz?sk=wall
103. Spotlight http://www.facebook.com/Spotlightstores?sk=wall  (cancelled all 2012)
104. Sony
105. St George https://www.facebook.com/stgeorgebankaus (22/2)
106. Stockland Residential
107. StyleTread http://www.facebook.com/StyleTread
108. Suncorp
109. Target http://www.facebook.com/targetaus
110. Telstra http://www.facebook.com/Telstra?sk=wall  (cancelled all 2012)
111. Terri Scheer Landlord Insurance http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fterrischeer.com.au%2Fcontact-us&h=NAQEKhdV8AQFNZfeUYEZuVOYU2na6G_ccCPDC4Qri683smw
112. The Good Guys http://www.facebook.com/thegoodguysAU?sk=wall  (cancelled all 2012)
113. The Iconic
114. The Smith Family Appeal
115. Ticketek http://www.facebook.com/TicketekAustralia?sk=wall
116. Toshiba
117. Tourism New Zealand http://www.facebook.com/purenewzealand?sk=wall (can all 2012)
118. Toyota http://www.facebook.com/toyota.aus
119. Toys 'R Us http://www.facebook.com/toysrusau?sk=wall
120. TPG https://www.facebook.com/SoulTPG?sk=wall email service@tpg.com.au (Radio 24/2 HOP)
121. Trilby Misso (?)
122. University of Western Sydney - (cancelled all 2012)
123. Virgin Airlines https://www.facebook.com/virginaustralia?sk=wall 27/2
124. Virgin Mobile - (cancelled all 2012)
125. Vitamin King http://www.facebook.com/VitaminKingAustralia
126. Vodafone http://www.facebook.com/vodafoneau?sk=wall (cancelled all 2012)
127. Volkswagen http://www.facebook.com/VolkswagenAustralia?sk=wall  (cancelled all 2012)
128. Warner Bros Movie World
129. Weight Watchers
130. Westpoint Shopping
131. William Blue College of Hospitality http://www.facebook.com/wbcollege
132. Woolworths http://www.facebook.com/Woolworths
133. Yellow Glen https://www.facebook.com/yellowglen (Radio 23/2) 23/2 (again 29/2)
134. Youi Insurance confirmed again - ads placed in error, again. 23/2

2012 sponsor list

2012 sponsors

(as at 10th March 2012)

This list is of CONFIRMED sponsors so far for 2012. This list will updated as more sponsors are either confirmed or advertising is removed.  Links will be added for Facebook and twitter soon

1. Adrenaline https://www.facebook.com/AdrenalinExperiencesSydney?sk=wall
2. Auslotto Austereo: https://www.facebook.com/SouthernCrossAustereo?sk=wall&filter=12 @SCrossAustereo
3. Australian Financial Review email advertising@afr.com.au  
4. Avondale Funerals
5. Baby Mum-mum www.babymummum.com.au
6. Biggest Loser Singles - Southern Cross Ten
7. Boost Juice https://www.facebook.com/boostjuice?sk=wall  email boost@boostjuicebars.com  (Radio 23/2 HOP)
8. Bridal Expo Sydney www.ultimatebridalevent.com.au; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/stroudevents email mailto:info@sydneybridalexpo.com.au
9. Brother Labels
10. Brydons Compensation Lawyers www.brydons.com.au/# 1800 848 848 or 96012444
11. Cancer Institute NSW’s https://www.facebook.com/cancerNSW
12. Channel 7 - http://www.facebook.com/Sunrise @natalie_barr @kochie_online @grantdenyer @melissadoyle @sunriseon7
13. Centro Bankstown email mailto:investor@centro.com.au   
14. Chemist Warehouse https://www.facebook.com/pages/Chemist-Warehouse/307551852605728?sk=wall&filter=1
15. Concept33 email mailto:info@concept33.com.au   
16. Coca Cola http://www.facebook.com/CocaColaAustralia
17. Cricket Australia https://www.facebook.com/CricketAustralia?sk=wall (Radio 24/2)
18. Dalani https://www.dalani.com.au/help.php?section=contactus&mode=update
19. Dial an Angel email mailto:feedback@dialanangel.com.au   
20. Disneyland (possible 3rd party) http://www.facebook.com/pages/Disneyland-Resort/132596790123381 @disneyresorts
21. Dodo https://www.facebook.com/dodoaustralia?sk=wall email http://response.dodo.com.au
22. Emirates https://www.facebook.com/pages/Emirates-Airlines/258273348778 this could be dodgy -emirates
23. Energy Watch http://www.energywatch.com.au/contact email mailto:customerservice@energywatch.com.au   (Radio 22/2)
24. Event Cinemas https://www.facebook.com/EventCinemas
25. Evolution Laser.com.au email mailto:Bankstown@EvolutionLaser.com.au   
26. Facial Rejuvination http://www.facialrejuvenation.com.au     mailto:info@facialrejuvenation.com.au   
27. Foxtell https://www.facebook.com/FOXTEL?sk=wall email corporateaffairs@foxtel.com.au  (Radio 22/2)
28. Georgina Walker Psychic to the Stars  http://www.georginawalker.com/home.htm
29. Godfrey's https://www.facebook.com/GodfreysVacuums (Radio 24/2)
30. Googleads http://www.facebook.com/GoogleAdSense @googleadsense
31. Hotdollar.com.au http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001807010356 email hotdollargroup@gmail.com
32. IcanQuit (possible 3rd party)
33. IG Markets http://www.facebook.com/pages/IG-Markets/310641172293500 @IG_Markets email mailto:helpdesk@igmarkets.com.au
34. IGA http://www.iga.net.au/igafresh/index.cfm?page_id=2285
35. Iselect mailto:info@iselect.com.au  https://www.facebook.com/iselect
36. Jacksons on George (3rd party) http://www.facebook.com/jacksonsongeorge email mailto:%20admin@jacksonongeorge.com.au
37. Kaspersky https://www.facebook.com/KasperskyLabANZ email mailto:sales@kapersky.com.au  (Radio 22/2)
38. Kmart (online ad noticed 5/3) https://www.facebook.com/kmart
39. Kymco Scooters https://www.facebook.com/pages/Kymco-Forum/227703410585516 email mailto:info@kymco.com.au
40. Little Do'er http://www.homesolutions.com.au/SupplierSite.asp?bid=320
41. Matador
42. Masterton Homes www.facebook.com/MastertonHomes email mailto:sales@masterton.com.au
43. Make Up Technicians School of Make Up www.discovermakeup.com.au email mailto:tmt@discovermakeup.com
44. Martin College http://www.martincollege.edu.au/admission/contact-us.aspx
45. Melbourne Inst. Tech. MIT Diploma. www.facebook.com/MIT.Australia www.mit.edu.au/gov
46. MFAA - Mortgage and Finance Assoc Aust. http://www.mfaa.com.au/contactus.asp?menuid=166 email mailto:kriti@mfaa.com.au
47. Michel Patisserie http://www.michels.com.au/pages/contact/contact.aspx
48. Moonlight Cinema https://www.facebook.com/moonlightcinemasydney email mailto:frontdoor@moonlight.com.au 
49. Nando’s in cross promotion with Coca Cola and Contiki Tours Nandos https://www.facebook.com/nandosaus?sk=wall&filter=1 email customerservice@nandos.com.au 
50. No Gaps Dental www.nogapsdental.com
51. NRMA http://www.nrma.com.au/contact-us/index.shtml https://www.facebook.com/myNRMA?sk=wall email DIeCustomerteam@iag.com.au  (Radio 22/2)
52. One 55 https://www.facebook.com/ONE55healthandfitness email mailto:info@one55.com.au
53. Pappa Joe's Bakehouse https://www.facebook.com/pages/Papa-Joes-Bakehouse/165126806882450?sk=wall
54. Plush Sofas http://www.plush.com.au/footer/contact-us
55. Progressive Car Insurance http://www.progressiveonline.com.au/?code=9002802764&gclid=COG4vILK1K0CFSdKpgodCwIMmA
56. QuiBids https://www.facebook.com/quibids
57. Quilton Toilet Tissue https://www.facebook.com/pages/Quilton-Toilet-Tissue/60381158227  email love@quilton.com.au (Radio 22/2)
58. Radar Radio https://www.facebook.com/Radarnewmusic   email mailto:info@radarradio.com.au  
59. Renault vehicles Contact Us page: www.renault.com.ay/contact_us.html enail corporateprogramme@renault.com.au https://www.facebook.com/renaultaustralia?sk=wall&filter=1
60. Revolution
61. Rewards Central http://www.rewardscentral.com.au/help/contact.aspx
62. Rooty Hill RSL Contact Us page: https://www.facebook.com/RootyHillRSL?sk=wall email info@rootyhillrsl.com.au
63. Royal Umbrella rice https://www.facebook.com/groups/Roy.Umb.Jas.Rice/
64. Smilebox http://www.facebook.com/smilebox email pr@smilebo.com
65. State Theatre - Rock The Ballet http://www.statetheatre.com.au/ContactUs.aspx email admin@statetheatre.com.au (Radio 22/2)
66. Subaru @Subaru_Active
67. Supre https://www.facebook.com/supre?sk=wall (Radio 23/2)
68. Suzuki https://www.facebook.com/suzukiaustralia?sk=wall (Radio 22/2)
69. The Iconic https://www.facebook.com/IconicAU
70. Telechoice http://www.telechoice.com.au/help/contact
71. Tiger Airways  Twitter http://twitter.com/TigerAirwaysAUS or http://www.tigerairways.com/au/en/contact_us.php
72. Toshiba Air conditioning mailto:general.enquiries@toshiba-ac.com
73. UTS Insearch www.insearch.edu.au email mailto:media@insearch.edu.au  
74. Watershed Hotel mailto:admin@thewatershedhotel.com.au
75. Whistleout http://www.facebook.com/WhistleOut?sk=wall (you'll have to post under one of their posts, they don't allow wall posts) @WhistleOut
76. Workcover https://www.facebook.com/Worksafe.Homesafe (Radio 22/2)
77. You Save Chemist https://www.facebook.com/yousavechemist?sk=wall email mailto:info@yousavechemist.com.au (Radio 22/2)
78. YMCA https://www.facebook.com/sydneyymca email mailto:contactus@ymcasydney.org (Radio 24/2)
79. 2day FM @Hot30Countdown @hamishandandy @fifiandjules @kyleandjackieo @2DayFMSydney